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Satanic Panic! RPG Candle, RPG Dice Candle, Wooden Wick, Black Cherry Scented, Roleplay Candle, Dice Wax Melts, 35+ Hours

£18.00 GBP

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As the United States enters a new period of Satanic paranoia in the form of QAnon, indulge in the nostalgia of the Satanic Panic!

"The Satanic Panic was a period lasting from the early 1980s to the mid-1990s characterized by a series of modern-day witch trials. “Satan hunters,” emboldened by the rise of the New Right in 1980, persecuted hundreds of day care operators. Their actions propelled a Satanic conspiracy theory into the cultural mainstream and has had a lasting impact on conservative politics."

"... conspiracists have to mold the world around them to fit their narratives. Games such as Dungeons & Dragons, by all observable evidence, were simply dice games where one pretends to be some fantastical creature. For Satanic conspiracists in the 1980s, this was simply the surface. It was what TSR, the publisher of the game, used to hide its real intentions. The absence of evidence is evidence unto itself for a conspiracist."

... let's just light up this pretty candle and play some dnd, yeah?

Sizes: 100 / 250ml
Burn time: 20 / 35+ hours
Wick: Wool / Wooden
Scent: Black Cherry
Toppers: 100ml contains a mini set of metal dice, 250ml is topped with a full set of metal dice.

Handpoured in small batches in Scotland. Wax Melts handmade in Scotland.

CLP Compliant, all materials from UK suppliers.

Safety:

Never leave a burning candle unattended.
Keep away from things that can catch fire.
Keep away from children and pets.
Always trim your wick before each lighting.
Do not touch or move the candle when lit as it will be hot.
Adhere to the safety precautions provided on the product.

Reference for quote:
Brooks, Travis James, "The Devil Is in The Details: An Analysis of the Satanic Panic" (2024). Electronic
Theses and Dissertations. 3521.
https://digitalcommons.memphis.edu/etd/3521

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